Archive for the 'Humour' Category
Cringe…
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Listening to a call-in on C-SPAN on BBC Parliament, about Hilary Clinton running for U.S. President*. A caller…
I have no problem with her being a woman.
I have no problem with her, period.
“Ooooohhhhh….”, he cringed during the pause, knowing what was coming. “That’s full stop!”
Zeitgeist (Pre-release)
Saturday, September 9th, 2006Now that Zeitgeist has been released on WPPlugins.org, its page here has been set aside for the release manual and discussion. This post contains the contents and comments from the pre-release page.
<baby/>
Friday, September 1st, 2006Is the internet changing the way we communicate? Evidence from the #xml IRC channel on freenode.
- [10:19] <waloo>
- <baby firstname=”Swann” lastname=”Bonhomme” gender=”M” weight=”3960g” father=”Stéphane” mother=”Maria” date=”1/09/2006″ hour=”7:04 am”/>
- [10:35] <Libertus>
- <congratulations/>
- [10:38] <atsugnam>
- <xsl:if test=”//user[@nick=’waloo’]/*[last()]”><say>oooh isn’t he cute….</say></xsl:if>
- [10:42] <Libertus>
- May his XPaths in life produce bountiful node-sets
“Programming? It’s All Chinese To Me…”
Monday, August 21st, 2006Rewrite Rule Management, or “How To Blow Your Mind With PHP Arrays (or Objects, If You’re Wierd)”
Friday, July 7th, 2006A thought inspired by
King Henry’s Top 10 iPod Tracks
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006King Henry VIII’s Top 10
- 10. The First Cut Is The Deepest
- 9. I Will Survive
- 8. 50 Ways To Behead Your Lover
- 7. I Go To Axtremes
- 6. Lay Your Head In My Arms
- 5. Roll With It
- 4. Lazy Head
- 3. It’s So Funny, How We Don’t Talk Anymore
- 2. I Fought The Pope And The Pope Won
Paul’s SCUBA Review - the movie
Saturday, May 6th, 2006The World’s Shortest Possible Philosophical Discussion
Thursday, May 4th, 2006
Turing Test 2: No. Are you?
Turing Test 1: No.
Co-incidence, Google?
Friday, April 21st, 2006This picture may tell a thousand words where The Google AdSense Team
will utter not a one. So far I’ve had no response from a human concerning my lost revenue from valid clicks.

The irony may be, I found The AdSense Insider
by clicking through a Google ad on here!
See also: Sellout posted 1st November 2005